Saturday, November 12, 2016

Days of Thunder

I’ve read a number of blog posts concerning the trauma of sexually assaulted women being processed by male police officers. Unfortunately, most of these blog posts are written with a very narrow minded political agenda that is destructive to society and counter-productive regarding the curbing of sexual crimes. These blog posts usually describe how patronized these women feel when these male police officers attempt to act compassionately or sympathetically.

As a werman (to use the Old English so as not to be confuse with the gender inclusive word man), I feel great compassion and sympathy for these women (or in Old English, wifmen).

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

The Kilted Scotsman

Have you heard this one?

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree. As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. When they saw him, one said, “I’ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.” She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth. Her friend said, “Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!” So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away. Some time later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt... and saw where the blue ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said, “I don't know where y’been laddie, but it's nice ta see y’won first prize!”

This is funny… isn’t it?

Now lets reverse the roles here and have a young lass taking a nap after having too much to drink and two Scotsmen walk by. If I’ve just offended the honour of some Scotsman, good. Changing the story this way should end up with a couple of arrests and counselling for the young woman due to the sexual assult.